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“At least sixty percent of earthlings are mad! They are an intolerant lot. They have forked tongue.”
The Alien father was passing on his knowledge to his son while touring the earth.
“They talk of brotherhood, love, compassion and compatibility but will kill each other to prove their supremacy over who was civilized first , over color, cast, creed, over whose culture, religion is best, or over as silly an issue as whether one is spoon person, chopstick person, fork person or eats with his hands.
We never judge people by their food habits but by their credentials.”
( After reading excellent, awesome stories on the prompt I was feeling awkward to post my story but I have promised to myself that however silly my story sounds, I will take part in FF . I always appreciate helpful criticism.)