Ghosts Can’t Scare Ghosts

 

The wife wanted to scare her husband and was waiting for him, well-prepared.

As he entered his bedroom, he saw his wife, with a glass full of blood, her face smeared with blood, laughing weirdly.
”  She wants to scare me”, he is amused.

” You can’t scare me with all this tomato sauce or whatever it is”, he said loudly.

” This is not tomato sauce, this is fresh blood, and if you are not scared watch this.” She hissed and took out a knife, cut her palm, and said: ” See, no blood, ghosts don’t bleed.”

He laughed ” I know all these magic tricks,  Now you see”, and took the knife from her hand.

Holding his hair with one hand, he sliced his neck with a clean sweep and said

” See, no blood”.

She fainted.